Posted: 12/30/09 10:22
by Dave Mindeman
It's that time again. Get the hate mail cranked up. It's the end of the year and time for my annual forray into the naughty side... Yes, it's time for:
The top 10 Worst Political Persons in Minnesota.
#10. The 3 Stooges Running for the GOP 1st District Congressional Nomination. (Quist, Hagedorn, and Demmer).
We are just beginning to get reacquainted with these characters, so their full impact is yet to be felt. And, yes, its difficult to pick just one. They just keep trying to one up each other with being the First District's truest conservative. Quist may have the advantage because all he has to do is get the male vote -- the women are subservient and must do what the men tell them. Hagedorn has been so busy erasing blog postings that he has forgotten what he really wants to say. And Demmer is conjuring up "fear" images to scare up his votes. And all of them are desperate to get a Tea Party invite. This isn't to say that other candidates could still emerge, but if this is it, I think we will continue to have a Congressman Walz.
#9. Lynne Torgerson, GOP 5th District Christian candidate for endorsement
Yes, Ms. Torgerson contends that Keith Ellison is "not an appropriate person to have in Congress." But she says her position has "nothing to do with his Islamic faith." OK, then why bring it up? Her answer...."It's because of his behavior, not because of his faith," she says. "People are free to worship any way they want." Which then makes you wonder why this is on her website ..."What do I know of Islam? Well, I know of 911. Nineteen (19) men from Saudi Arabia, all Muslim, hi-jacked planes, and flew into the two (2) World Trade Towers murdering thousands of people, and tried to fly into our Pentagon, and some believe they also tried to fly an airplane into our White House. From this, what I perceive is Islam conducting an act of war against my country." Yea, yea....it's not about his faith, but let's talk about it anyway.... hypothetically. Sheesh. Where do they find these people?
#8. Luke Hellier, ghost blogger at MinnesotaDemocratsExposed.
Ed Kohler finally took Hellier and his "facts" to task on his blog, the Deets, so I will defer to his debunking of Hellier's critique of R.T. Rybak. But this is a pattern with the Hellier version of this blog. When he is not simply regurgitating news posts which he can spin the way he wants, he is just making things up. It begs the question as to whether Hellier even has his own thoughts..... a lot of the posts are simply re-enforced talking points that come from Sutton/Brodkorb news conferences. Such as the "Angry Al" mentions and the Colin Peterson "retirement rumors." I have the feeling that despite the Brodkorb insistence that he has severed his ties with his old blog, Hellier is still asking "how high?" when Brodkorb says "Jump."
#7. Dick Day, current gambling lobbyist.
He should write a book..."The Audacity of Day", because it takes some real cajones to dump your Senate seat and head for the lobbyist pool....and to promote gambling no less. Soon to be former Senator Day has never been one to stick to political convention. But he may single handedly be the topic of legislation to stop this ridiculous revolving door for legislators becoming lobbyists. It was so blatant as to be the perfect example of how easily corrupting this all can be. I don't know if I should be the one to tell Dick this, but I have the feeling the doors to the state Senators may not always be open.
#6. Zygi Wilf, Vikings Owner and aspiring State Welfare recipient
What?, you say. How can the Vikings owner be on a political worsts list? Because Zygi has thrust himself into the political arena...big time. It is astonishing that one so wealthy could come to the public trough and expect a state in a massive budget deficit and struggling to find revenue for the most basic needs, to simply give him whatever he wants. Yet, that is exactly what Mr. Wilf is doing. Hiring expensive lobbyists and conducting his business directly with the Governor, no less, (a Governor who has little time for anybody else, mind you), and angrily rejecting every overture from the Sports Commission; Zygi seems to have determined that the Minnesota Vikings are the most important icon this state has ever known. Hmmm...how big were those Bush tax breaks? and how much have you benefitted from the tenure of "no new taxes" Pawlenty? And you think you are entitled to more?
#5. Tony Sutton/Michael Brodkorb, Chair and Co-Chair of the Minnesota Republican Attack Party
The Brodkorb style of "attack everything" has clearly been adopted as the modus operandi of the state party. And for his part, Sutton has no qualms attacking the financial practices of the Democrats, even though his trail of green bread crumbs is probably worse. I'm not sure how the Minnesota press corps keeps up with the never ending press conference style of this party's leadership. And as the moderate purge continues from Joe Repya to Tom Hagedorn, the pup tent style of the Minnesota GOP will be tested in 2010. Sutton/Brodkorb ignore what's left in their wake and forge ahead with attack guns blazing. From a non-existent retirement of Colin Peterson to a personal Brodkorb vendetta against Sec. of State Mark Ritchie, the negativity continues unabated. Who the Republicans actually have for candidates is sometimes a mystery because they are seldom mentioned.
#4. Katherine Kersten, Star Tribune columnist/moralizer
Again, you say, how can Kersten appear in a political worst list? And the answer is because she can't separate politics from personal beliefs. Kersten's columns are a method of spreading the conservative social issue agenda. To Kersten, liberals are an abomination.... an affront to sacred traditional Christian beliefs. From abortion to health care to gay marriage to ACORN to Flying Immans...everything is mixed up in her world and religious view. And it doesn't matter if the facts don't uphold those beliefs....she always has a Higher Authority. Now, she may be on my Worst Person List, but I hold a minority view that her writings are good for the liberal cause. I feel that her arguments simply point out an inherent bigotry in her biases. She may even help the cause of gay marriage more than she could ever realize, because deep down, most people believe in a sense of fairness above everything else. And that is something Kersten cannot fathom.
#3. John Kline, 2nd District Representative - NOT
I would simply contend that Kline is just not representing the people of the 2nd District. Under the guise of some higher aspiration that he is waging a war on pork barrel spending, Kline has abdicated his job. Examine what he is doing. He sponsors no requests for Federal help to the cities and counties of his district. Does that save any taxes for his constituents? Absolutely not. Federal tax dollars continue to stream out of the 2nd at the same rate as the rest of Minnesota. But instead of seeing some of that money return, all that happens is that OUR money pays for some other district's projects. Kline says that this is a principled stand -- I call it unilateral withdrawal from representing us.
#2. Tim Pawlenty, invisible Governor of Minnesota
Pawlenty has simply ruined Minnesota. It will take at least a decade to dig ourselves out of this hole he has backhoed us into. And then he leaves us in his wake as he projects himself as a national candidate for President. I guess that we, as citizens, are just a bunch of statistics that he can manipulate as he convinces the right wing of his party that he can be tough enough to control spending..... politics ahead of people. We still have to endure one more legislative session where he dumps people off the health care roles and chalks it up to cutting bloated programs. One more round of chopping education, claiming there is no accountability in schools. And then he will dump the real responsibility onto property tax payers as he raids the coffers of LGA once more. Minnesota will soon be someone else's problem. And right now, someone else, anyone else, is the better option.
#1. Michele Bachmann, spokesperson for the Tea Party, the Survivalists, Death Panels, and marginally a Representative for the 6th District of Minnesota.
This may seem like an easy choice, but Bachmann, quite frankly, hasn't had as big an impact on Minnesota as our invisible governor. But she has to be considered in a larger context. She is speaking for a sometimes cohesive group. And they think they speak for America. In fact, they insist that they speak for America. Recent elections not with standing, Bachmann, and the people she inspires, see themselves as the true majority. And they see a country where the government is not a partner but the enemy. Where people who disagree with them are not just in opposition, they are unAmerican. Where social issues are not an individual decision, but the very foundation for the law of the land. And ironically, the same rules they would impose on us, do not apply to themselves. "Get your government hands off my Medicare," they cry. Bachmann moralizes about the dangers of socialsim, yet has no qualms about farm subsidy payments for her own family. And we have the freedom to practice our religion....as long as it is Christian. The reach of Michele Bachmann is growing. She may outgrow being the worst political person in Minnesota....she may already be the Worst Political Person in the United States.
Here's to 2010. Happy New Year!



